Justin Rich: NYC

Whoa noes!

Marla, you fucking tourist.

Best thing you’ll see all day!

You dog, you!

Is that…blood on your shirt?

Wicked. Congrats, Tom!

I like that they even dressed the parts. I could listen to an album of jazzy Mario all day.

ilovecharts:

A repost of a classic in honor of the 61% of North Carolinians who should be ashamed of themselves.

No words. Hateful people.

neonippon:

Sir Gir

DJing for Coolio.

Regarding Arkansas, my home state: It is a state that is often amongst the last in every poverty/education statistic. Tax revenue is lost or diverted because people drive to other counties (and other states) to buy alcohol - one of the highest taxed items.

The bootleggers are doing just fine, though.

♬♫ ♬♬

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

thedailywhat:

Comic Strip Controversy of the Day: Several newspapers are reportedly running “flashbacks” — i.e. old strips — in lieu of this week’s Doonesbury, which deals with the recent spate of anti-abortion ultrasound bills.

“We thought the strips were over the line for the comics pages and won’t be running them,” Oregonian features editor JoLene Krawczak told Jim Romenesko. “We’ll tell readers where they can read them online.”

The more controversial strips, expected to run Tuesday and Thursday, contain the lines “Do your parents know you’re a slut?” (directed at the strip’s protagonist by a “state legislator” after she tell him she’s been using the health clinic’s contraceptive services) and “By the authority invested in me by the GOP base, I thee rape” (announced by the doctor administering the pre-termination sonogram).

The first strip in the series has gone live, and can be seen above (click to embiggen).

This will be the first time in Doonesbury’s 42-year history that artist Garry Trudeau has used the strip to poke poignant fun at the abortion debate.

“I chose the topic of compulsory sonograms because it was in the news and because of its relevance to the broader battle over women’s health currently being waged in several states,” Trudeau told the Washington Post.

He continued:

For some reason, the GOP has chosen 2012 to re-litigate reproductive freedom, an issue that was resolved decades ago. Why [Rick] Santorum, [Rush] Limbaugh et al. thought this would be a good time to declare war on half the electorate, I cannot say. But to ignore it would have been comedy malpractice.

[romenesko / wapo / bleedingcool.]

Thank you, Trudeau. 

“That’s bone.”

In any situation, the best thing you can do is the right thing; the next best thing you can do is the wrong thing; the worst thing you can do is nothing.

— Theodore Roosevelt

garik:

A color-coded map of all shots taken in the NBA from 2006-2011. The areas on the floor that yielded the most points per shot appear red; those that yielded the fewest points per shot appear blue.

Kirk Goldsberry